Their EP "Weapons Of Ass Destruction" enjoyed me a lot as soon as I listened to it. But with this interview a part of this band from New York showed us how much fond they are of rock'n'roll and above all of pussy. Sleazy sex actions for you all rock'n'roll fuckers!

Hi guys and welcome on The Rock Explosion! Let's introduce the band:
Mick Man: Alabama BlackSnake…(thanx, we already knew, Note)
Chris Red: I'm sure Mick Man answered this one already... (the line-up, just introduce that! Note)
Sailor Scott: Chris Piss (vox), Mick Man (guitar), Sailor Scott (bass), Joey Danger (drums), Chris Red (guitar), Bobo The Mad Russian (keys) (Yep! We finally got it! Note)

How did you six meet? Why did you choose this monicker? Do you love snakes?
Mick Man: About two years ago Scott and I worked at a tattoo shop together. I was learning to play guitar and he was learning to play bass like all 25 year old looser floor bitch's we talked about starting a band. When he introduced me to Pissy (Chris Piss) it started to take form. I had some songs I was writing and we were all into the same shit, so he called ourselves the H I V Cox. We had this kid, BJ, who lived downstairs from me, playing drums. It was a fucking disaster. I was a pretty shitty guitar player at that time so we got Chris Red, who was dude that came in to the shop a lot, if I remember correctly, his old lady at the time worked there. Soon after Red we got Bobo, our keyboard player, who we called wooden paw cause this fucking kid had rhythm like retarded monkey. We sounded like a train wreck, but we fucking practiced all the time. But when it came the time to get a show, no one would book us, cause we were called the H I V Cox. Yeah, bad idea when you are in this for pussy… so we shovelled through a shit load of names, till we came upon Alabama Blacksnake, straight out of "Full Metal Jacket". Pissy is half black and we didn't want to be Alabama Creamsnake so we stuck with it… Fuck all that shit for that.
Chris Red: We all met hanging out at shows, tattoo shops, and bars in NYC. Sailor Scott and Chris Piss came up with the name and we all though it ruled so we went with it. Snakes are cool.
Sailor Scott: Chris Piss, Mick Man and I met working in a tattoo shop, and said let's start a band, play good rock'n'roll, do drugs and get laid. It took off from there. We then recruited Chris Red, Bobo and Joey. Chris Piss is half black and has a black snake. The rest have white ones (or pink). We're an in your face Rock N Roll "Cock Rock" band. Women want it, we provide it along with any other dominating male that joins the ABS Posse.

What would you say to convince our Exploders to listen to your first album "Weapons Of Ass Destruction"?
Mick Man: If you don't we will find you and have anal sex with your girlfriend….No shit.. This shit is good we made it and I can't even believe we've got that far…
It's a short but sweet cd ep that will deliver a punch in the face to the staleness of the current popular music scene.
Sailor Scott: If you like good rock with nice melodies that capture the elements of sex, drugs, and rock'n'roll, then give a listen.

Which have been the sources of inspiration of this work? Which are your main musical influences? And which are the asses that ya want to destroy?
Mick Man: I would say most of my inspiration comes from getting pussy… I watched my friends in bands getting girls left and right and said fuck Scott we are in the wrong line of work. My musical influences change so often its hard to say in the beginning I would say the Stones, Murder City Devils, The Stooges we are becoming better musicians and with that writing more complex material duelling guitars and such like Thin Lizzy or Maiden my influences as rock star personality would be Motley Crue, Ratt and Ozzy full on fucked up and destroying it. That's why our Ep is called "Weapons Of Ass Destruction". We liked to leave no ass unwhooped.
Chris Red: We are inspired by many of the bands we share a scene with here in New York City. We are inspired by the alarming political climate present in the world right now. I can't speak for everyone else, although I know they would agree with most of these, but my main musical influences are bands like The Clash, Guns N Roses, The Murder City Devils and less obvious artists like Bruce Springsteen and Johnny Cash. I could go on and on. That's just the tip of the iceberg...The asses we want to destroy number almost as many as the asses we already have destroyed. There are a lot of beautiful girls here in NYC and all over the country that need to prepare themselves...
Sailor Scott: Anywhere from Guns N Roses, Motley Crue, The Stooges, Murder City Devils, T-Rex, Turbonegro. We want to destroy the asses of fake ass rock posers. We'll slither into their girlfriends wombs, leaving them feel crushed as we conquer.

How would you describe your sound to the ones who haven't already listen to it?
Mick Man: Swaggering love rock…There is a little bit of soul in our swing with guitar solo's every where and explosions of drums and bass and wooden paw… bing bing bing bing bing… rock'n'roll and we put on a show.
Chris Red: It's a short but sweet cd ep that will deliver a punch in the face to the staleness of the current popular music scene.
Sailor Scott: Murder City Devils meets the Stooges with a hint of Guns N Roses.

How do you look like when you're on stage? Which kind of outfit do you pick up for the occasion?
Mick Man: Well I am not scared to get caught in a pink and black zebra striped spandex shirt or nothing at all for that matter. Naked dressed up or right of the fucking street we look good, and until some one give us money we are going to spend what we got on booze & party before hairspray and sequenced jumpers. Ok denim and leather.
Chris Red: We dress the same on stage as we do off. We are definitely not one of those bands with a contrived or fake image. What you see is what you get: long hair, tattoos, denim, boots, and a lot of black.
Sailor Scott: We look like rockers. Tight clothes, tattoos. We don't pick outfits out. We wear what we wear everyday of our lives. The more skin showing the better.

Explain us how come little girls become pregnant just listening to your music? Beware! Italian mothers could call the exorcist if you came here in tour!
Mick Man: Shit I am going to have to pass this one over to Pissy…
Chris Red: That's easy... as soon as they hear our music they get horny.
That makes them want to fuck. And, of course, pregnancy is a risk always
present when engaging in such activity. (laughs)
Sailor Scott: They just do. They have instant orgasms and if one of us happens to leak sperm out at one of our shows.

Continue the sentence: Rock'n'Roll is "Sex, drugs…"
Mick Man: Beer shit what else is there… oh, wait, Jameson…I guess titties goes under sex… Shit that's it. Oh, I got it: making party!
Sailor Scott: Attitude, image, raw, creative and most of all for the fans and the true rockers.

The most over estimated and the most under estimated band in rock concern in your opinion:
Mick Man: Overestimated any of those bands on fuse that cry like little bitches grow some balls dudes. Underestimated all these fucking New York bands, like the Break Up, Some Action, The Regs, The Mother Fuckers who make it happen at home for us. This scene should blow up we all should be swimming in Budweiser..
Chris Red: You mean the most overrated band and most underrated band? Most overrated The Strokes. Most underrated The Star Spangles.
Sailor Scott: Hard Question. Me personally, I hope some bands make it these days. I'm pretty much obsessed with this band Bad Wizard from around here. I think they are so fucking good. I hope they make it. If bands on this Gargage kick can like the Strokes etc… They better, along with us... (laughs)

The best live band you had the chance to see in concert:
Mick Man: Iggy and the stooges were fucking awesome with mike watt playing bass…shit… Murder City Devils and At The Drive in together really fucked me up made me want to play music…well that and all the pussy
Chris Red: Rocket From The Crypt
Sailor Scott: Going back to my Hardcore days, I'd say Sick of it All. Also Twisted Sister, Iron Maiden, Pink Floyd. I also got to see Unida and god damn, Scott Reeder does not fuck around on bass.

Who would you choose between Axl Rose and Iggy Pop for a duet on stage? Who of the two would e the fittest to sing with Chris?
Mick Man: Right now I would go with Iggy but if we had a time machine and could bring Axl back from '89, shit that would rule!
Chris Red: That's a tough one....that's like asking me to chose between my kids (if I had kids). As long as we're talking Axl circa 1986-1992 era, I'd go with him.
Sailor Scott: Fit as in physical and in actual fit I would say Iggy.

What do you think about The Stooges reunion? What would you give to see Guns'n'Roses original line-up together again?
Mick Man: The Stooges fucking rule and they can do what ever they want. I think Axl Rose was lost it completely. The ultimate duche bag.
Chris Red: I didn't witness it firsthand, but from what I heard they are great. I'm sure Iggy still has it. The Stooges were amazing then and they are amazing now. As for Guns N Roses, I was lucky enough to have seen in '91 on the Use Your Illusion Tour, but I would be first in line if they did a reunion.
Sailor Scott: Not sure. At least Iggy still looks good. Concerning Guns N Roses I would really not give much. Pretty much, Velvet Revolver does it for me. Now if you asked what I would give to go back in time and see Guns N Roses in the late 80's, I would most likely give 1 nut up.

Describe us one of your own most outrageous live shows:
Mick Man: We played at this place in San Francisco, El Balazo, and my family was there is was the first time they had seen my band, actually the first time they had even seen me playing guitar. These kids in El Balazo went ape. Shit! All I could see was my mom in the middle of some crazy mush pit, trying to take pictures of me climbing up amps, wasted jumping over drums with people crowd surfing over the top of her. Oh yeah, I was in a spandex pink and black zebra striped shirt…
Chris Red: The most outrageous live show I remember us having took place at this tiny bar called Niagara in the East Village of NYC. The place was packed out the rafters when we played, and a couple of really drunk guys were singing along and getting all into it. As the set went on, they started to get annoying. Finally, during our last song they stole the mic form Chris Piss and wouldn't give it back. Chris pushed them and grabbed the mic back, and then all hell broke loose. One of the guys smashed a bottle on the floor, spraying alcohol everywhere. Mick Man was on the floor playing a solo and ended up getting his back all cut up from the broken glass. The Mad Russian's ex-girlfriend punched the other guy in the face and when I saw that I pushed through the crowd a bit to protect her and started punching they guy in the back of the head with one hand while holding my guitar in the other hand. A bouncer grabbed the guy and held him for another thirty seconds while I finished the beating, and then threw him and his friend out the side door just as our song ended. It was chaos.
Sailor Scott: It was one of our first ones. Some dude was a little tipsy and thought he was the singer, Chriss Piss got super pissed b/c he kept on grabbing the mic, so we pretty much pumbled his as and still played the song. You know your not bad at playing guitar when you can punch someone dead in the face and still play your frets.

How would you describe New York recent rock scene?
Mick Man: Killing it. Like I said we should all be swimming in pools of Budweiser.
Chris Red: For the first time in years it seems that there really is a "scene" again. Especially amongst all the bands that play in the East Village and Lower East Side of Manhattan. Bands like Some Action, The Star Spangles, The Break Up, The Regs, and us all play shows together all the time and have crossover fan bases even though we all sound a bit different musically.
Sailor Scott: I think it's pretty rad. I can pretty much go see a great rock band 4 out of 7 days a week. NYC has a bunch of great band to offer, just to name a few: Bad Wizard, The Whitnesses, The Regs, Some Action, Slunt, Drag Citizen, Skinny Blonde & Goodlooking and many more.

The hottest chick you would like to meet when you'll be rich and famous:
Mick Man: Bella Dona.
Chris Red: Nicole Kidman.
Sailor Scott: Not sure. I hang out with lot's of hot ones. I do like fake tits though, so maybe some cool rock chick with nice big fake tits.

Choose one of the two between these amazing creatures and motivate your choices:
Pamela Anderson or Carmen Electra:
Mick Man: Pam shit she fucked Tommy & Vince, half of Motley Crue, she has Crue babies!
Chris Red: Pam Anderson, because both have hot bodies and big tits, but I just have a thing for blondes...
Sailor Scott: Pamela.
Jenna Jameson or Tracy Lords:
Mick Man: Ooh hard one! Tracy could suck a dick like a pro when she was 16 think of what kind of experience she has now, but I am going to go with Jenna just because her last name is Jameson… mmmmmm!
Chris Red: Tracy Lords... I just think she's hotter.
Sailor Scott: Jenna.
Dita Von Teese or Aria Giovanni:
Mick Man: Shit I love the interweb. I didn't know who ether one of the fine ass ladies where. I think I would like to do them both at the same time
Chris Red: I don't know who they are... (you don't know what you missed! Note)
Sailor Scott: Who? (How come they're not famous in New York? Note)
Amber Smith or Anne Nicole Smith:
Mick Man: Fucking Amber Smith! I am over fat bitches, I am in a rock band now!
Chris Red: I don't know who Amber Smith is... sorry. (See note above)
Sailor Scott: Anne.
Pink Snow or Queen Bee:
Mick Man: Alright this was just a plot to get me to look at these websites and I did and I enjoyed it very much and I will take all them girls please…Thank you!
Chris Red: Queen Bee looks like a man in drag, (we don't agree, Note) so I'll go with Pink Snow...
Sailor Scott: Queen Bee.

The craziest thing ever done in your life:
Mick Man: It all seems like child play when I out do my self everyday…
Chris Red: Getting arrested and doing jail time for political activism.
Sailor Scott: Joined the Navy for 4 year with no escape. Yikes. What the fuck was I thinking!

The interview is over, thanx and exploit this little room to say what you like!
Mick Man: Thanks, thanks and more thanks to everyone who supports us we are making party for you… especially if you're a hotty!
Chris Red: Thanks for reading and make sure to check out www.alabamablacksnakerock.com, where you can buy merch, get all the latest tour info, and join the official Alabama Blacksnake Posse.
Sailor Scott: Bruno, you're a rad Rock N Roll muther fucker. Hopefully we'll meet up one day. Rock on.

Intervista realizzata e tradotta da Margherita Realmonte